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It doesn’t count if you’re on a study abroad in a foreign country and he got you too drunk to remember who speaks English
It doesn’t count if you’re on a study abroad in a foreign country and he got you too drunk to remember who speaks English
you only did it because you forgot to pay the heating bill and were cold
she cried the whole time
she peed the bed
it’s the night of your bachelor party