October 2011
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It doesn’t count if you’re on a study abroad in a foreign country and he got you too drunk to remember who speaks English
January 2010
2 posts
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it doesn't count if he is too small
August 2009
1 post
It doesn't count if you haven't had sex in over a...
June 2009
1 post
It doesn't count if you got drunk at your friends'...
May 2009
1 post
it doesn't count if it happens in LA. Unless...
March 2009
14 posts
It doesn't count if...
you only did it because you forgot to pay the heating bill and were cold
It doesn't count if...
she cried the whole time
It doesn't count if...
she peed the bed
It doesn't count if...
it’s the night of your bachelor party
It doesn't count if...
you’re married
It doesn't count if...
you met on TumblrDates
It doesn't count if...
you met through Casual Encounters on CraigsList and then whined about it on Missed Connections
It doesn't count if...
it’s your cousin
It doesn't count if...
the night ended in a forgiveness prayer
It doesn't count if...
he wore a turtleneck.
It doesn't count if...
you were cybering in an AOL chatroom
It doesn't count if
he was in the band
It doesn't count if...
he broke up with you on The Bachelor
It doesn't count if...
it happened during a commercial break
February 2009
132 posts
it doesn't count if
he was a celebrity
it doesn't count if
it occurred in the kitchen of a suite at the W while a party was going on and someone walked in and asked you to grab them a beer in the middle of it
it doesn't count if
He was old and divorced and balding and all you remember is his first name and that he was a ginger and where you met
it doesn't count if
You needed to pass the class
It doesn't count if
you just needed to get over a dry spell
It doesn't count if...
it was a digital get down
It doesn't count if...
you deleted his phone number
It doesn't count if...
you were with two girls because they cancel each other out
It doesn't count if...
he used you to pass the time until his ex came back into town
It doesn't count if...
he was more into your best friend than you
It doesn't count if...
your mom walked in
It doesn't count if...
her husband was watching
It doesn't count if...
you had been on a six month dry spell
It doesn't count if...
it was a peace offering
It doesn't count if...
…you forgot to shave
disgustingmakeouts:
I went to a 6 hour organ concert and in the fourth hour the dude sitting next to me passed me his phone and had written a text message saying, do you wanna go get a beer? So we go and get a beer and he reveals that A) he doesn’t speak English so well, B) he just got out of an 8 year relationship (oh fuck, oh jeez), and C) he finds me attractive (and D, he’s an accountant). Four...
It doesn't count if...
it was a blind date
It doesn't count if...
it wasn’t live-blogged
It doesn't count if...
he’s a vet
It doesn't count if...
he had a tattoo on his neck and looked like Michael Cera
It doesn't count if...
he was married
It doesn't count if...
your friends encouraged it
It doesn't count if...
it is not your hometown and you’re buying drinks with someone else’s credit card…
It doesn't count if...
it was Rick Astley…because he’ll never give anything up
It doesn't count if...
it’s Thursday
Nope. Doesn't count if it happened on the road. OR...
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it doesn't count if
it’s sex with your ex
it doesn't count if
you had a big crush on him in high school
it doesn't count if
you were on vacation
it doesn't count if
he was more into himself than you